Look Both Ways.

There's a man trying to cross the street as he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man is so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and stops next to him. The driver rolls down the window. It's a squirrel. It says to the man, "Not as easy as it looks is it."

Wrong Address:

A Chicago man got to Florida for vacation on the day before his wife was to arrive. He thought he'd send her a e-mail. Unfortunately, he missed one letter in the address. His message went to a elderly preacher's wife whose husband passed away the day before. When she opened the email, she screamed ad fell to the floor in a dead faint. Her family rushed into the room and saw this on the monitor, "Dearest wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Sure is hot down here."

I hope I've put a smile on your face today. Happily enjoy the rest of it.