I just had to post the conversation my boys had with their Great-Grandpa Bruderer. Anyone who knows my gramps or has ever met him will testify of his humor and personality. Gramps leaves an ever lasting impression on every one he meets. So without further ado; onto the story.
Xander and Gramps; (edited of a few parts)
G- So tell me, do you have a girlfriend?
X-(GIGGLING) Yes.
G- Ohhh is she cute? Does she know she's your girlfriend?
X- Yes, she's in my class.
G-what color hair and eyes does she have?
X-dark hair and blue eyes. And she's taller then me.
G- You kissed her huh. Know how I can tell.
X- no I haven't. Kissing is for teenagers. My mom said I'm not allowed.
G- But when you kiss girls, their lips cover your face and then they suck your front teeth out. See now, smile for me.
X- (smiles) (giggles again)
G- I knew it, You've been kissing girls.
Gramps to both boys;
G-Did you know kissing girls makes you crazy and then you keep kissing them and you can do this. (He then proceeds to take his false teeth out) You'll loose all your teeth.
X/D- Laughing their heads off-How'd you do that? Do it again!
G- he then gives into the boy's wishes and makes the top teeth pop out.
D- (to Grandma) Hey can you take your teeth out like him?
Grams- I can, but I don't take mine out. Grandpa does it to be silly.
D-well, that's crazy. I wish my teeth came out like that. I could scare people.
I remember having this same conversation with gramps when I was younger.
Oh the memories.