I have had to pause and reflect upon the age old question as to why God made boys the way He did. What exactly do I mean? Well, we now the old rhyme that says what little boys are made of. Snails, pails, and puppy dog tails. Something like that. But my question is, why were they made with the ability to pee outside?
I must confess it really comes in handy on road trips or while camping. But seriously, not in my front yard or the neighbor's yard, or into the window well.
I apologize now for the several times in the past and for several future times that my poor neighbors have and will witness one of my sons "lubricating" on the lawn.