Here is a true story that happened last night. It is all true and can be confirmed if you have enough guts to ask the bishop. Or just take my word for it because I'm the one that said it.
The bishop pulls up next to me while I'm out delivering things for our ward Halloween Party. He asks me if I have stuff for his wife because she's leaving. I give him a bad of taco soup ingredients and think we're good.
He then asks if I'm dressing up for the party. I tell him no I don't have anything. He pauses and said, well if I'm dressing up you should too. I said, OK I'll dress up as the bishop. Or better yet I'll be the RS. Pres. He laughed, and said, well I have a costume and let me tell you, Jana (his wife)thinks the bishop looks pretty hot! And then he laughs at his own joke.
Without missing a beat I say, "Ahh the bishop's getting lucky tonight."
He just starts laughing and I think I turned as red as he did.
I got back in my car where Tyler and the kids were waiting and told Ty what I had just said to bishop. He looked at me and starts laughing. He said, "Well, guess the bishop knows the real you." Hey, I'm just keeping it real.
Truthfully it was hilarious.
