As I'm sure everyone is aware, I have very curious boys. And why should this end just because there is a new baby in the house. It's good to know that with a new baby comes many new and unexplored questions.
Some of the normal questions are:
What's on his belly button: Clamp.
Why does his private look so funny: He has his circumcision ring on it.
What's Jaundice?
How long does he have to stay in his tanning bed?
These questions are all very easy to answer and I don't mind them. It's the other questions I am having a hard time with.
How did you get the baby out your private? Can one come out mine?
Why do you bleed?
And the most popular, How does the baby eat from your chest?
Breast feeding has brought on a whole new exploration for the boys. Dawson especially. Xander knows he doesn't stare at mommy's chest. But, the comments that come out of a 4 yr olds mouth makes me laugh.
Here are just a few to smile on your face.
"I don't have milk in my red spots."
Said, after I took a drink of milk, "Do you drink milk so then the baby can have it?"
Said, after I finished pumping, " Are your cow parts all empty now?"
"I'm glad my milk in is a container in the fridge."
"Could you make that kid stop crying."
"I think Quinn is so cute." Um, his name is Sawyer. "No, I like Quinn."
"I'm an awesome big brother."
"He's all me, not Xander." He means Sawyer looks like him and not like Xander.
Those are just a few of Dawson's thoughts on his new brother and the changes he has brought to our family.
10 comments:
So cute! I'm glad your so good at posting updates! I miss you. Let me know when I can come visit. Love you!!!
my dear Dani, you can come by anytime.
What a funny kid.
I never asked those kind of questions to my mother. So what are those answers again?
Better be prepared-that kid is gonna keep you on your toes. [at least till he goes on his mission] Good luck. Still waiting for the homecoming pic's, Ty.
Ha! That's awesome! I needed a good laugh.
Sounds like that kid has a little of his mom in him! ;) congrats on the new addition!
And the award for the best question of the day goes to...Dawson Keith for "Are your cow parts all empty now?"
Ladies and Gentlemen...DAWSON KEITH!
I personally like that he likes Quinn. hehe. Kids are so funny.
And poor Dawson if us moms could figure out how to get them to stop crying trust us we would.
Cow parts- ha ha. Keri your kids are so funny. I hope you are able to enjoy this time between the 3 hours of sleep. He is adorable!
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