Oh, That's Dawson For Ya.

I had to post this before I forgot it.

The other morning Dawson was running across the kitchen floor. As he ran he continually tooted. I stopped what I was doing and said to him,
"Dawson was that a toot?"
He started laughing and said, "Yeah, I'm gas powered."

I literally almost peed my pants laughing so hard.
Where in the world does he come up with this stuff!