Lesson Learned (the hard way)

So Xander and his Uncle Dan were playing with a plastic fireman's ax on Friday. Uncle Dan pretended to shave Xander's head with it, and Xander pretended to shave Dan's face (since he hadn't shaved in three weeks).
Later that night I sent the boys up to get ready for bed. Dawson came down complaining that Xander wouldn't let him in the bathroom, and he had to go! I asked Xan what he was doing on, but he wouldn't answer. A minute later he comes down the stairs crying and screaming that his finger is bleeding. Correction, it was gushing blood. As Tyler and I tended to him, we noticed a patch of scalp on the side of his head...also bleeding. Uncle Dan went upstairs and found Aunt Jess' razor laying in the tub with a chunk of skin and hair in it. It turns out he sliced a chunk of skin off the tip of his finger as he tried to get the hair out of the razor.
After quite a while and a lot of blood loss, we got him taken care of!
Of the situation, Xander said, "I learned a lesson the hard way, huh?"